Swimming with the sharks

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exspectacle:

you guys.

exspectacle:

you guys.

orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

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mixgoldenphoenix:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

agirlnamedmomo:

what is this? I like it

It’s called LSD

That comment nearly had me spew coffee all over my keyboard.

(Source: nevver)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

jimmyneuteredtron:

imageKim Pastabowl

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota)

unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

(Source: alxbngala)

haberdashingthroughthesnow:

superblys:

when people complain that toothless doesn’t act like a dragon like i’m sorry????? do you OWN a dragon????? have you ever MET a dragon???? are you a dragonologist with a doctorate in dragonology????

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