If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction
English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever
thug life? more like hug life. come here
when people complain that toothless doesn’t act like a dragon like i’m sorry????? do you OWN a dragon????? have you ever MET a dragon???? are you a dragonologist with a doctorate in dragonology????
no australian house party is complete without half the people disappearing on a maccas run at about 11pm
What are maccas
maccas = mcdonalds
the box says “four servings” but my heart says one
"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"
friend: did you finish the assignment that’s due tomorrow?
have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing
when you look into the mirror after a day at school