Swimming with the sharks

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jimmyneuteredtron:

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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota)

unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

(Source: alxbngala)

haberdashingthroughthesnow:

superblys:

when people complain that toothless doesn’t act like a dragon like i’m sorry????? do you OWN a dragon????? have you ever MET a dragon???? are you a dragonologist with a doctorate in dragonology????

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tea-in-the-tardis:

itshiddlesbaby:

lasagnelasagne:

no australian house party is complete without half the people disappearing on a maccas run at about 11pm

What are maccas

maccas = mcdonalds

lameust:

humorlord:

ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

Humor

 

(Source: wadewilsn)

dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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dulect:

friend: did you finish the assignment that’s due tomorrow?

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meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

(Source: methseller)

crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking)